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The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus

Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️ Distorted News Listener […] The post The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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  Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch

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  Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds?

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  Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer

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  Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong

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  If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest?

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  The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets

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  Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win

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  Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning

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  Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket

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  Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones

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  Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse

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  Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile

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  Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum

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  Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons

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  Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit