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Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. […] The post Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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  Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons

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