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Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […] The post Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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  Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole

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  Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch

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  Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds?

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  Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer

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  Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong

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  If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest?

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  The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets

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  Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win

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  Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning

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  Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket

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  Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones

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  Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse

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  Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum

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  Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons

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  Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit