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Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat t**s, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […] The post Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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