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America Celebrated 250 Years Deep in Someone’s Butthole

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful sewer of American decline, featuring dumpster-based pedophile discipline, a polyamorous armpit-sniffing crisis, a guy blowing up his own a*****e for the Fourth of July, a meth casualty who treated his own body like a carving station, and one idiot whose Verizon burglary was interrupted by karma stealing his […] The post America Celebrated 250 Years Deep in Someone’s Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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