Manatomy with Danny Wallace & Phil Hilton

MARTIN ROBERTS: “I had minutes to live.”

JONATHAN GOODWIN: “There’s only now.”

JOHNNY VAUGHAN: “Bang-on six foot.”

PETE MCKEE: “I’m aware I’ve had the full benefit of someone passing.”

SCOTT BENNETT: “Uniball!”

MARK WATSON: “An odd relationship with self-esteem.”

SAM DELANEY: “Bravado, b******t, booze and bugle.”

CHEF ANDRE RUSH: “I’ll kick yo’ ass... Then make you dessert.”

JAMES O’BRIEN: “A mate of mine missed the pot!”

ED GAMBLE: "I worry more about my weight now."

JASON BYRNE: “A weird thing happens with my testicles.”

TONY BLACKBURN: “I never had that confidence when I was younger.”

JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: “Throwing chicken wings in Aldi.”

LETHAL BIZZLE: “Fans would draw pictures of me - and make me fat!”

DAVID GANDY: “If this nose keeps growing I’m in trouble.”

ROSS NOBLE: “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.”

ROH YAKOBI: “They could kill you for this.”

TONY SCHUMACHER: “I was a nylon turd.”

DALISO CHAPONDA: “I’m not the Prince of Bel Air. I’m Carlton.”

ALEX BROOKER: “Thin-skinned and insecure.”

NIGEL NG: “Metrosexual is a term we use for guys who shower.”

RUFUS HOUND: “I feel sexy.”

DERRICK EVANS MBE: “Flip me!”

SCROOBIUS PIP: “They made me the Alpha hipster.”

JACK WHITEHALL: “We were quite a nudey family.”

RANKIN: “I probably shouldn’t say this.”

MIKE BUBBINS: “The Welsh Burt Reynolds.”

LUKE STOLTMAN: “Triple XL. Especially in the crotch department.”

STEPHEN FRY: “I wanted to trade with the Devil.”

DAVE BERRY: “I will protect my loved ones from Evil!”

JAYDE ADAMS: “I’m a bit of an over-sharer.”

TONY HALE: “I embraced my quirk.”

IAIN LEE: “This is the last time I’m going to be so personal.”

RHYS JAMES: “My job isn’t to have perfect nipples.”

REVEREND RICHARD COLES: “I used to long to be a brain in a jar.”

FRANK COTTRELL-BOYCE: “I have great biceps.”

ROB BECKETT: “My house was brutal!”

JON RONSON: “Crouching, fearful perverts.”

STEPHANIE HIRST: “I took myself off to Korea.”

JOHN AMAECHI OBE: “My mother told me: People will be scared of you.”

GARY LINEKER: “I blub more now.”

SCOTTEE: “I got Fat Panic!”

JOSH WIDDICOMBE: “Morphine. Best time of my life.”

JASON MANFORD: “Why do Greek statues have such little willies?”

RICK EDWARDS: “The ears of a small girl.”

OMID DJALILI: “I am a sphere.”

SIR CHRIS HOY: “I had a hip boob.”

MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE: “My foreskin is somewhere in Guildford.”

ADAM BUXTON: “I had the best haircut of my life in 1998.”