Manatomy with Danny Wallace & Phil Hilton

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SIR CHRIS HOY: “I had a hip boob.”

Danny and Phil chat with Britain’s six-time Gold medal-winning cyclist Sir Chris Hoy. He talks intense training, hairless legs, giant thighs and being in the greatest shape of your life. But now he’s retired, we also talk aches and pains, the Dad noises you make when you sit down, slow-cooked meats and Danny has a frankly unwelcome tip about urinals. As ever, email us on hello@assemblehere.co.uk, find us on Twitter @assemblehere and if you review us, let us know the thing about your body you’d give five stars! Don’t forget you can subscribe to our twice-weekly newsletter, packed with stories and useful stuff, at assemblehere.co.uk.

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  MIKE GAYLE: “Stallion thighs.”

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  MARTIN ROBERTS: “I had minutes to live.”

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  JONATHAN GOODWIN: “There’s only now.”

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  JOHNNY VAUGHAN: “Bang-on six foot.”

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  PETE MCKEE: “I’m aware I’ve had the full benefit of someone passing.”

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  SCOTT BENNETT: “Uniball!”

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  MARK WATSON: “An odd relationship with self-esteem.”

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  SAM DELANEY: “Bravado, b******t, booze and bugle.”

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  CHEF ANDRE RUSH: “I’ll kick yo’ ass... Then make you dessert.”

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  JAMES O’BRIEN: “A mate of mine missed the pot!”

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  ED GAMBLE: "I worry more about my weight now."

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  JASON BYRNE: “A weird thing happens with my testicles.”

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  TONY BLACKBURN: “I never had that confidence when I was younger.”

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  JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: “Throwing chicken wings in Aldi.”

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  LETHAL BIZZLE: “Fans would draw pictures of me - and make me fat!”

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  DAVID GANDY: “If this nose keeps growing I’m in trouble.”