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RHYS JAMES: “My job isn’t to have perfect nipples.”

The brilliant comedian Rhys James is our guest this week, and he’s hilarious. He’s a man who’s come to terms with his unusual nipples and wonderfully hairy legs, and talks very openly about his admiration for his friend Jamie’s body, his dwindling youth, and being stared at in the gym by a big group of schoolchildren. You can email us on hello@assemblehere.co.uk, find us on Twitter @assemblehere and if you review us, let us know the thing about your body you’d give five stars! Don’t forget you can subscribe to our twice-weekly newsletter, packed with stories and useful stuff, at assemblehere.co.uk.

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  MIKE GAYLE: “Stallion thighs.”

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  MARTIN ROBERTS: “I had minutes to live.”

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  JONATHAN GOODWIN: “There’s only now.”

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  JOHNNY VAUGHAN: “Bang-on six foot.”

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  PETE MCKEE: “I’m aware I’ve had the full benefit of someone passing.”

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  SCOTT BENNETT: “Uniball!”

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  MARK WATSON: “An odd relationship with self-esteem.”

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  SAM DELANEY: “Bravado, b******t, booze and bugle.”

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  CHEF ANDRE RUSH: “I’ll kick yo’ ass... Then make you dessert.”

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  JAMES O’BRIEN: “A mate of mine missed the pot!”

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  ED GAMBLE: "I worry more about my weight now."

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  JASON BYRNE: “A weird thing happens with my testicles.”

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  TONY BLACKBURN: “I never had that confidence when I was younger.”

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  JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: “Throwing chicken wings in Aldi.”

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  LETHAL BIZZLE: “Fans would draw pictures of me - and make me fat!”

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  DAVID GANDY: “If this nose keeps growing I’m in trouble.”