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Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem

12/22/2025 • 40 min

Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, mince pies, ice skating and sage advice for the time of year. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Wh… Play episode

LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."
BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"
LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."
BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."
Video Meetings, Honours & Trends
LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."
BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"
LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."
BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."
BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."
BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."
BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."
LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."
BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."
Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."
Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"
The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited
LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."
Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so…
Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus
LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"
The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind
LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"
Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."
DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!
LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."
Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane
LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."
Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."
Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books
LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."
Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...
LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!
Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)
LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."
Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs
LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."
Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the presen…

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