The Wittering Whitehalls

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Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem

Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, mince pies, ice skating and sage advice for the time of year. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

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  LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

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  Video Meetings, Honours & Trends

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"

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  LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."

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  BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."

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  LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."