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Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet

9/20/2023 • 16 min

Miss Simply The Jest? The gang reunite on Hobba & Hing's new podcast, Silver Bullet! Enjoy this chee-pree (that's short for cheeky preview) of the time Perko made them pay to get a spray tan for their own good. Did the tanning process leave them looking like golden gods... or rotisserie chickens? Play episode

"My friend fed me his FINGER!"
"The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"
Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet
"I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"
"It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"
"You better quit or you're going to get sacked!"
"Our eyes met and I said nothing"
"Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"
"We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"
"I did a little SNIFF TEST"
"I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"
"I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"
"Sir, did you take a shark?"
"Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"
"She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"
"I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!"
"He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth"
"If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM"
"A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives"
"He Was Mummy's Little Boy"
"He opens the car door and the biggest WAFT OF FART hits him"
"Can I Enter Your Auric Sphere?"
"I popped a squat and then all I could hear was CLAPPING"
Simply the Best Jess - 100th Episode!
"I let out a ripping fart, the kind that VIBRATES"
"The next thing I know is my NOODLE is on fire"
"I SHAT in a bag"
"I got a job as a ski instructor but DIDN'T know how to ski!"
"I pretty much got a ZIPPER down my gooch"
"It got down to 10 degrees and we'd have to keep raving faster!"
Best of the Boone-us 2022
"What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!"
The Best Of The Jest 2022!
"Everyone's sitting around a Christmas tree and everyone started SCREAMING"
"I knew everyone in town, so the local court couldn't PROSECUTE me!"
"I was in a maximum security prison and someone broke IN!"
"It sounded like a REVERSE GULP coming back up"
"I went on a holiday with a new partner and he didn't brush this teeth ONC…
"There was a massive clump of HUMAN HAIR on the bin"
"The sand is full of BETRAYAL!"
"The idea was too have the brightest colored p*ss"
"So... We put the BBQ Sauce in the Divot in my Chest"
We're On Holidays!
"Daryl! What Are You Doing Son?!"
"We Dead Set had No Clothes or Anything... We Were Right In The Middle of …
"I was Doing a Bush Wee and Peed directly onto a Wasp Nest"
"My housemate walked in, while my privates were on fire!"
"My grandmother's holy water was ELECTRIFIED!"
"My new Romeo had opened the bin and taken a sh*t in it"

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