Simply The Jest

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"The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"

On this episode of Simply the Jest, its a free-for-all choose-your-own adventure! Hear about the wanted criminal's stolen vibrator, bedroom nosebleeds and penises set aflame!

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  Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet

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  "My friend fed me his FINGER!"

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  Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet

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  "I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"

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  "It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"

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  "You better quit or you're going to get sacked!"

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  "Our eyes met and I said nothing"

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  "Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"

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  "We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"

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  "I did a little SNIFF TEST"

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  "I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"

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  "I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"

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  "Sir, did you take a shark?"

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  "Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"

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  "She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"