Therapy Gecko

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“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF”

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him. Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk. The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.

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  “I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”

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  “I GHOSTED MY GF”

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  “I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”

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  “I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”

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  GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”

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  “BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

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  “WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”

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  GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”

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  “I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”

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  READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone)

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  OCD AND SKATEBOARDING

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  “I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA”

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  “DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE”

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  THE BENADRYL GNOME

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  “DO YOU EVEN LIFT?”

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  “I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE”