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Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing home stabbing.

Scorned wife reveals she ate dead husband’s ashes. Stolen Vienna Sausages lead to GA nursing home resident being stabbed in the chest. Washington woman calls authorities after finding over 100 raccoons outside her home demanding food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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