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Surfer dies after being impaled by swordfish. Police invite citizens to play Hide an…

10/23/2024 • 20 min

Surfer dies after reportedly being impaled by swordfish. Oregon police department invites people to play Hide & Seek With a Cop. Students raise privacy concerns over using QR codes to get into bathrooms. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:… Play episode

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Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after being hacked. Breakdance…
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Burglar broke into a home and did household chores for the victim. Earth h…
Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing hom…
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Florida woman bites g******s of police officer following crash. Florida da…
Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hos…
Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Ba…
Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for…
Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's wel…
Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting …
Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have …
Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts…
Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses…
Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing hi…
Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia F…
Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to …
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Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise …
Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect do…
Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly rem…
Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicid…
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Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy …
Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin w…
Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)
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Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetaria…
Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Empl…
Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wi…
Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urg…
Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police …
Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes…
Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fri…
Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to le…
Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-…
Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.
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Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to couples therapy. Man sh…
Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs …
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Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school. Stop giving t…

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