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Sydney Sweeny’s On His Dibs List

4/10/2025 • 58 min

On this episode of Goalless… Declan Rice and Arsenal with their biggest win of the decade, is Harry Kane overweight? Barcelona score 4 and PSG top Aston Villa in Paris. Plus, Liverpool, 2019 title winners vs 2025 (soon to be) title winners and the guys dive into why players flourish once they leave Manchester United. Play episode

He Parked the Nuke
Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser)
God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson)
Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe)
The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)
Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro)
The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris)
Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby)
Septic Bladder (Feat. John Skipper)
The Devil’s Hat Trick
The Eagle Got Sacked Too (Feat. Christian Polanco)
Kevin Bacon Looks Like a Kite
Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)
Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)
Russell, La Bombonera, and a Zorb (Feat. Richie Williams)
Kaka, Dodo, or PeePee
BONUS EPISODE: Salzburg, The Penicillin of the Champions League (Feat. Mik…
Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)
BONUS EPISODE: Tantric at Best (Feat. Daniel Howard)
GoalLess Thanksgiving Feast (Feat. Rory Scovel, Jamie Carragher, Gareth Re…
BONUS EPISODE: Teutonic Care Bear (Feat. Peter Moore)
Getting Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)
BONUS EPISODE: Death by Champagne (Feat. Nigel Reo-Coker)
Psychopathic Chickens (Feat. John Shin)
BONUS EPISODE: Nice That He Likes Milner (Feat. Maurice Edu)
The Hero of San Siro (Feat. Jamie Carragher)
BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen
America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)
BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin
Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande)
BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)
If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger
Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Mar…
They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky
Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs
The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds)
Bonus Episode: The Corridor of Uncertainty
Lord Panic (feat. Sam Lee)
Bonus Episode: The Biggest Tie of the Season
GoalLess Champions League Debut
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Witt…

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