The Therapy Crouch

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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

    1D AGO

    Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!! Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!! We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door. All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  2. Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

    4D AGO

    Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had. Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE). We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts. Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague… If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit ⏳ 00:00 – A BIG relationship debate! ⏳ 07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights! ⏳ 16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line? ⏳ 21:50 – The WORST way to break up… ⏳ 30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags. ⏳ 39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min
  3. “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

    MAR 27

    “I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits… Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces. Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.) If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off. ⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate. ⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters. ⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut? ⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?” ⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident. ⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn… ⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever. ⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual. ⏳ 27:50 – Signing off! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min
  4. Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

    MAR 25

    Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it. From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths. Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit Oslo Skin Lab: https://www.osloskinlab.co.uk/products/the-solution-collagen?campcode=TSIFMEA0925UKO&utm_source=Instagram%20&utm_medium=Influencer&utm_content=IG_influencer&utm_campaign=TSIFMEA0925UKO_AbbeyClancy6030 📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special 📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown 📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious? 📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate 📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!) 📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards 📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it? 📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home? 📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift? 📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep 📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  5. Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

    MAR 20

    Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special! From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles. We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate). Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate. Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments! If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?" 07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly 16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather" 20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game 28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  6. Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    MAR 18

    Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful. From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip. Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debate whether they should just move to the mountains forever. Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in Agony Abs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons? If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, this episode is for you. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief. 00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits. 00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown 00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter 00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey. 00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains. 00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories 00:42:26 – Final thoughts To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  7. Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    MAR 13

    Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special! From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names.  Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback? And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself… If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge 06:06 – Baby name wars 14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories 20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues! 25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min
  8. The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    MAR 11

    The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling. With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner. Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis. And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating? If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 00:00:00 – Intro 00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39 00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable 00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first 00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship? 00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship 00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’ 00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis 00:42:15 – Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?! 00:47:12 – Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating… 00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying 00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction? To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    171
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Therapy Crouch
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