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BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

12/15/2025 • 42 min

In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It was a lovely way to end the tour (for now) and the emails, stories and reactions were 10/10! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a What… Play episode

LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."
BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."
Video Meetings, Honours & Trends
LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."
BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"
LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."
BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."
BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."
BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."
BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."
LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."
BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."
Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."
Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"
The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited
LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."
Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so…
Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus
LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"
The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind
LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"
Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."
DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!
LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."
Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane
LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."
Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."
Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books
LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."
Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...
LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!
Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)
LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."
Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs
LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."
Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the presen…
Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early
LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."

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