Bone Marry Bury

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Bone Marry Bury

2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party. Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, "Bone Marry Bury" is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn't know you needed. Ready to play?

Episodes

  1. 02/15/2022

    Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury

    2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party.  Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, “Bone Marry Bury” is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn’t know you needed, premiering on 2/22/22. Ready to play?

    3 min

  2. 02/22/2022

    Chapter 1: Meet the Players

    Meet Allie: 26, kind of a mess (but a hot mess!), recently fired from her restaurant job and dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party with her best friend Gabe (who is also narrating events from the near-future), hoping to get wasted and leave this trash heap of a year behind. Maybe 2022 is going to be her year? Spoiler... it’s not! But Gabe lets us know this party is still important because by the end of the month Allie’s going to bone, marry, and bury three different people... and they’re all at this party. Let the games begin! Produced By Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: -Feeling your best starts with what you eat. Nourish your body with Sakara and get 20% off your first order when you go to Sakara.com/BMB or enter code BMB at checkout. -Learn important fertility insight without going to the doctor or even leaving home with Modern Fertility. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/BMB.

    24 min

  3. 03/01/2022

    Chapter 2: Job Hunting and Bathroom F*cking

    After ending New Year’s in a rather dramatic fashion, Allie is on the hunt for a new job. But her resume leaves a lot to be desired. After bombing her job interviews, she heads to the local dive bar to drown her sorrows. Evan, the friendly bartender, suggests she could make some easy cash by selling pot. Even Gabe agrees, despite pot being fully criminalized in Nashville — anything to get Allie off his couch so he and his new crush can get some alone time! Things are looking up for Allie when she gets asked on a date by a guy from the New Year’s party. Does she remember what he looks like? No. Is there love in the air? Only time, tequila, and potato salad will tell. Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: -A cleaner planet starts at home. Get 20% off your first order of Blueland's eco-friendly and effective products when you go to Blueland.com/BMB. -Feeling your best starts with what you eat. Nourish your body with Sakara and get 20% off your first order when you go to Sakara.com/BMB or enter code BMB at checkout.

    28 min

  4. 03/08/2022

    Chapter 3: The Pickle Prince

    Allie’s back in the professional world with her hot new startup (AKA selling pot). But when she tries her hand at dealing, she finds she’s not as much of a natural as she hoped. Dejected by her rough day on the job and abandoned by Gabe who’s chasing love with his new man, Allie caves when she gets a booty call from Jesse, her ex-boyfriend (and artisanal dill pickle heir). After some ecstasy with her ex, things take a shocking turn… Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: -Feeling your best starts with what you eat. Nourish your body with Sakara and get 20% off your first order when you go to Sakara.com/BMB or enter code BMB at checkout. -Upgrade your skincare routine and receive a 30-day trial of Custom Rx Treatment, plus RoDerm’s Hydrating Cleanser and Protecting SPF Lotion, for just $5 when you go to RoDerm.com/BMB. -Learn important fertility insight without going to the doctor or even leaving home with Modern Fertility. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/BMB.

    20 min

  5. 03/15/2022

    Chapter 4: Panic Button

    Allie knew it was a bad idea to fall into that dicksand again. Gabe steps in to help her clean up the mess she made (both literally and figuratively). With the situation “handled,” things are finally looking up! Allie manages to sell her stash AND gets asked on a second date by cute-party-guy, only to find out that her and Gabe’s cover up might not have been quite as expertly executed as they thought. Dun, dun, dun…. Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: -A cleaner planet starts at home. Get 20% off your first order of Blueland's eco-friendly and effective products when you go to Blueland.com/BMB. -Upgrade your skincare routine and receive a 30-day trial of Custom Rx Treatment, plus RoDerm’s Hydrating Cleanser and Protecting SPF Lotion, for just $5 when you go to RoDerm.com/BMB.

    20 min

  6. 03/22/2022

    Chapter 5: Liz Taylor 101

    What’s wrong with dating the guy who’s investigating a murder that you kinda, sorta, maybe committed? As it turns out… everything. Allie accidentally shows Luis her cards, implicates herself in the murder investigation, and needs to make a quick getaway. But her date — while cute — is no idiot, and comes to confront Allie and force her to explain herself. Just as she explains her way out of one mess, Gabe gets a call from Nashville PD... Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: -A cleaner planet starts at home. Get 20% off your first order of Blueland's eco-friendly and effective products when you go to Blueland.com/BMB. -Learn important fertility insights without going to the doctor or even leaving home with Modern Fertility. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/BMB.

    22 min

  7. 03/29/2022

    Chapter 6: Shotgun Wedding

    With the police on to them and no money to escape, Allie and Gabe head to the bar to, uh, brainstorm. In their drunken haze, they actually manage to come up with a plan that might just save them from prison… but can they pull it off? Can Gabe flirt his way through a police interrogation? Will Luis end up turning them both in?? And why is Allie wearing overalls to a wedding??? Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify. A word from our sponsors: - Upgrade your skincare routine and receive a 30-day trial of Custom Rx Treatment, plus RoDerm’s Hydrating Cleanser and Protecting SPF Lotion, for just $5 when you go to RoDerm.com/BMB. - Feeling your best starts with what you eat. Nourish your body with Sakara and get 20% off your first order when you go to Sakara.com/BMB or enter code BMB at checkout. - A cleaner planet starts at home. Get 20% off your first order of Blueland's eco-friendly and effective products when you go to Blueland.com/BMB.

    25 min

  8. 04/05/2022

    Chapter 7: A Deadly Divorce (Epilogue)

    For their two-month anniversary, Allie and Gabe are headed to court! Queen’s Court, that is, hosted by Trixie Mattel, one of Gabe’s favorite daytime court TV shows. Obviously, they’re going to settle their marital troubles in the most dramatic way possible. Things are once again looking up for old Allie — she’s got a good thing going with her man, a new job, and a new apartment. But her ride off into the sunset is derailed when she gets a frantic call from Gabe. Something went terribly wrong and he needs HER help this time... NOW! Let the games begin. (Again). Produced by Dear Media. Listen to our playlist on Spotify and binge the entire season now Episodes 1-7! A word from our sponsors: - Upgrade your skincare routine and receive a 30-day trial of Custom Rx Treatment, plus RoDerm’s Hydrating Cleanser and Protecting SPF Lotion, for just $5 when you go to RoDerm.com/BMB. - Feeling your best starts with what you eat. Nourish your body with Sakara and get 20% off your first order when you go to Sakara.com/BMB or enter code BMB at checkout. - A cleaner planet starts at home. Get 20% off your first order of Blueland's eco-friendly and effective products when you go to Blueland.com/BMB. - Learn important fertility insights without going to the doctor or even leaving home with Modern Fertility. Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/BMB.

    10 min

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2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party. Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, "Bone Marry Bury" is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn't know you needed. Ready to play?

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