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Featured in Hour One of the Thursday, December 11, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... Tankers are common & cheeseburgers Katie Green's Headlines!  Netflix trans coal miner movie & FL AG suing doctors who did sex surgeries on kids Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  Fresh Off The Carcass

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  Perhaps You Have Lockjaw

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  Do You Have A Faucet?

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  Building Future Leaders Through Scouting. Paul Helman Talks to A&G

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  Got Any Thicc Trees Around Here?

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  The Dead Eyes

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  I'd Like To Take My Yule Log And...

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  We Would All Weigh 800lbs

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  Relocate Your Beavers

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  Deck The Halls With Bowels Of Holly

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  Penis Ebola

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  Everyone Knows Satan Has A Mustache

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  Our Original Sin

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  This Is Why You're Not A Scientist